My favourite joke:
There was a blonde and a brunette in a getaway car. The brunette was driving. She asked "Is there a policecar behind us?" The blonde replied "What does a policecar look like?" The brunette said "It's a car with a blue flashing light on it." The blonde checked behind her and shouted "YES no YES no YES no YES...."

My most embarrassing moment:
I dont know mite tell yah l8r!!!!!